We'll have a baby on Friday

I am listening to Madeline and Mom talking about the baby.

"Daddy, are you going to bring the game boy to the hospital?" Madeline is asking.

"Yes." I reply.

"Mommy, is daddy going to help you? is he going to watch when the baby is born?"

"So you're going to bring the bear, the pacifier, and the stuff, to the baby?" Madeline is asking.

We finally settled on our names. Ava Elizabeth if this is a girl, and James Bruce if this is a boy. Misty and I picked out a new mattress for our bedroom. We are ready.

Unlike my niece, our child does not yet have a name. Sophia has set the bar, I've had to check on some names here for madelineelisealexander.com and terraannalexander.com. A friend of mine has haverkamp.us. Curse Don for not having a distinct last name. Alexander.us is just some squatter, too.

Misty's so tired now. She cannot sleep, the poor girl is so uncomfortable. She's up most of the night. I wake up and can notice the bed is empty.

We did an ad-hoc measurement last night and the baby was 10.5 inches with some points and feelings Misty has in her belly. The baby's moving right into position. The heartbeat is 128 beats per minute last Friday.

Tonight we ate brisket. Terra said that the baby is going to like red meat since we've been eating so much. Yesterday we had chicken fried steak. The day before we had paprika chicken. Terra eats:

• Chicken Nuggets
• Bagel Bites

What were you expecting a big list?

Unlike my niece, our child does not yet have a name. Sophia has set the bar, I've had to check on some names here for madelineelisealexander.com and terraannalexander.com. A friend of mine has haverkamp.us. Curse Don for not having a distinct last name. Alexander.us is just some squatter, too.

Misty's so tired now. She cannot sleep, the poor girl is so uncomfortable. She's up most of the night. I wake up and can notice the bed is empty.

We did an ad-hoc measurement last night and the baby was 10.5 inches with some points and feelings Misty has in her belly. The baby's moving right into position. The heartbeat is 128 beats per minute last Friday.

Tonight we ate brisket. Terra said that the baby is going to like red meat since we've been eating so much. Yesterday we had chicken fried steak. The day before we had paprika chicken. Terra eats:

• Chicken Nuggets
• Bagel Bites

What were you expecting a big list?

Captain Underpants

This started off so wrong. Madeline keeps stretching her shirts out to they fit over her head. She started this at first just as a past time, but Mom saw the shirts stretched out in the laundry and reminds her to stop. Terra, however, laughs so hard when she sees it. Madeline can make a joke go a long ways, she's so funny.

After being reminded not to stretch her shirts over her head, Madeline ran upstairs and from the clean clothes pile grabs some underwear and instead of stretching the shirt over head, now has a nice pair of tighty-whitey's with flowers on them.


So now Terra and Madeline are literally rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. Terra regains some composure and is able to stumble giddy up the stairs to her room where she comes down in the "Captain Underpants" garb. The alter ego is a comedian that will save the world.

This is a first post

Trying to see what this will look like.